White coat. Heels.
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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