Yo dont text me then not text me
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I could make wine with my vomit
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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