No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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