He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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