We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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