Jerry, you need to find god
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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