How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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