That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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