I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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