Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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