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(310): View more from California

i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.

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(210): View more from Texas

Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.

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(727): View more from Florida

i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.

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(813): View more from Florida

peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week

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(313): View more from Michigan

well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Have I told you i love you?

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there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery

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