my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
