You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
this boner is exhausting
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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