She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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