She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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