Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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