Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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