they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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