Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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