I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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