True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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