She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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