it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Randomize
