Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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