Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize