The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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