Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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