Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
