the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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