do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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