no, he came in my armpit
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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