im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I enjoy the company of your penis
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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