the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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