They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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