Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
they need to just BURY HIM!
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Send help, water and tortillas.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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