i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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