Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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