Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Come see our sink grown plant.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
