We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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