Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I have grass duct taped all over my body
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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