do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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