You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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