I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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