i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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