I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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