You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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