I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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