where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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