Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My liver just had a heart attack.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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