I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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