Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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