He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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