quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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