I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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