We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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