I take back everything I said about communal showers
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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